Kudane's Office

[mistium]

So, during the winter all you do is turn them on, hehe, then you'll be warm...

My husband constantly tries to fix the back door. Each time it closes a piece of wood that holds the glass in pops off. So he's out there with a hammer, and duct tape, hammering away. Then he duct tapes it, then arrogently walks inside and says, "if ya can't duck it" you know the rest.

And another thing that bothers me is he brings furniture home that are on other peoples lawns on garbage day. So now I have a ripped up couch that smells like 8 year old musty dog, and he doesn't wanna get rid of it. He patched up a hole on it with a chess board and called it, and I quote "cozy". Plz, somebody help me!