Dragonlance Online

[Deathbane27]

Hadn't shared this in a while. Enjoy!



Warning: Contains d00dspeak and internet abbreviations of phrases you probably wouldn't want to use around your mother.

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Unknown to most, a new MMO is in development, taking place in Krynn, the world of Dragonlance. Logs from the early stages of beta have been leaked...


Toede auctions, 'WTB Blue Crystal Staff.'
Tanis says, 'Hail, Flint.'
Flint says, 'Hail, Tanis.'
Tanis says, 'How ya been, you old geezer?'
Flint says, 'stfu, n00b'
Tasslehoff uses Instill Doubt on Tanis and Flint.
Flint says, 'Tasslehoff!'
Tasslehoff says, 'Flint!'
Tasslehoff has stolen 5 sp from Flint.
Tasslehoff has stolen a dagger from Flint.
Toede rolls in toward Tanis, Flint, and Tasslehoff.
Toede says, 'WTB Blue Crystal Staff!'
A Goblin tries to slash Tanis, but Tanis parries!
A Goblin tries to slash Flint, but misses!
Tanis says, 'WTF?'
Toede says, 'Train btw.'
Tanis, Flint, and Tasslehoff dispatch the goblins.
Tasslehoff says, 'Suxor, no lewt but a Goblin Blood Stained Dagger.'
Flint says, 'Where'd that n00b go? I'll pwn 'im!'
Tanis says, 'He ran off. Not on track. Bastard must have camped. Let's just go the inn and get him later.'
Flint says, 'Is that dagger better than mine? WTF? Where IS mine?'
Tasslehoff whistles a little tune.
Flint grumbles about how he doesn't need any more -CHA items and leaves it.

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...

You have entered the Inn of Last Home.
Tanis says, 'Hail, Caramon.'
Tasslehoff has pickpocketted 2 steel from a_tavern_patron_02.
Caramon says, 'Hail, Tanis.'
Tasslehoff has pickpocketted a Cloth Pants from a_tavern_patron_13.
Tasslehoff says, 'LOL!'
Flint says, 'LOL!'
Tanis stares dreamily at Raistlin, completely lost in his eyes.
Caramon says, 'rofl'
Tanis says, '@$#% wrong emote.'
Raistlin chuckles at Tanis.
Tanis gasps at Raistlin in astonishment.
Flint gasps at the Staff of Magius in astonishment.
Flint says, 'Holy crap! Who twinked you?'
Caramon stares dreamily at Tika, completely lost in her eyes.
Caramon says, 'Ooh! Now SHE'S cute. I think I'll inspect her "equipment". '
Raistlin turns an icy glare upon Caramon.
Tika Waylan says, 'Hello there, Caramon. You look like you could use a Otik's Famous Spiced Potatoes.'
Caramon sighs, clearly dissappointed.
Tanis laughs at Caramon.
Hederick auctions, 'WTB Blue Crystal Staff!'
Tanis says, 'Hail, Tika Waylan.'
Tika Waylan says, 'Hello, Tanis. If you are [Tanis Half-Elven], I have a message for you.'
Tasslehoff says, 'I am Tanis Half-Elven.'
Tanis says, "I am Tani@#$%@#$ TASSLEHOFF!'
Tika Waylan says, 'I am glad to hear that you are Tanis Half-Elven, Tasslehoff. Here is a letter that was delivered for you under [strange circumstances].'
Tasslehoff chuckles and hands Tanis the note.
Tanis reads the letter.
Tanis says, 'WTF? Kit's not coming!'
Flint says, 'Suxor!'
Raistlin says, 'She must have promised to camp some rare spawn for phat lewtz, otherwise she'd be here... Sturm might know, they were grouped when we camped out.'
Tanis says, 'What strange circumstances?'
Tika Waylan says, 'The letter was delivered by a [mysterious man] wrapped in strange clothing. The old man telling stories by the fire might know more.'
Tanis says, 'What mysterious man?'
Tasslehoff says, 'Who was the mysterious man?'
Flint says, 'Bah, probably another broken quest.'
Caramon says, 'Where did the mysterious man come from?'
Raistlin says, 'Try asking the old man telling stories by the fire, like she said, you n00bs.'
Flint says, 'Hail, Sturm.'
Tanis says, 'Sturm!'
Flint says, 'WTF? He's twinked now too!'
Sturm says, 'Lol, nice beard, Tanis.'
Tanis says, 'So, you know anything about Kit?'
Sturm says, 'No, she disbanded to look for some relatives.'
Flint says, 'Did ya find yer old man?'
Tasslehoff says, 'If not, there's one over by the fire.'
Flint bonks Tasslehoff on the head!
Toede auctions 'WTB Blue Crystal Staff!'
Sturm says, 'No, but some of his friends found his armor and sword for me.'
Flint says, 'Ah, so that's how you got twinked.'
Sturm sighs at Flint.
Caramon is looking at Goldmoon's equipment...
Raistlin backstabs Caramon for 1 damage.
Riverwind says, 'WTF? Don't look at her like that!'
Goldmoon says, 'Don't try to act like a gentleman. I'm still mad at you for training on me.'
Riverwind says, 'Hey, YOU were the one who healed me. I didn't ask for help! You would have been fine. Geez, you HAD maxed-out faction!'
Goldmoon says, 'Well, just be glad Mishikal TLed us here.'
Hederick says, 'Mishikal? Blaspheme! There hasn't been a GM event since they deleted the Istar zone!'
an_old_man says, 'stfu, n00b. The GMs are back! ph34r +h3!r L33+ $ki11z!'
Hederick says, 'WTF?'
Hederick attempts to grab Goldmoon's staff.
Riverwind pushes Hederick into the fire.
an_old_man takes Goldmoon's staff and hands it to Tasslehoff.
an_old_man says, 'pWn him wth i+ a/\/d put 0u+ hte fier, n00b!'
Tasslehoff crushes Hederick for 1 point of damage!
Hederick is stunned!
The Blue Crystal Staff begins to glow.
Hederick is completely healed.
Hederick says, 'WTF? I was working on my Bind Wound skill!'
an_old_man shouts, 'They've g0t the Blue Crystal Staff! sum1 come pwn the n00bs!'
Tasslehoff hands the staff back to Goldmoon.
Tasslehoff says, 'It's hers, not mine!'
Flint says, 'WTF? She's twinked too!'
Hederick says, 'It's Clerics like you who have ruined your own lands! You'll not ruin mine!'
an_old_man casts an AoE spell that puts everyone on Hederick's aggro list.
an_old_man casts Lesser Succor, moving him over 2 feet and removing him from everything's aggro list.
Hederick exits the in.
Caramon says, 'WTF?'
Tanis says, 'WTF?'
Flint says, 'WTF? A barbarian cleric?'
Tika says, 'He's going to bring a train back with him! You've got to get out of here!'
Glug glug glug. Sturm takes a drink from an Ale.
Caramon says, 'Oh, NOW she's a PC.'
a_Solace_citizen shouts, 'Whoa! Hugeass train!'
Tanis says, 'There's a pathing bug, we can go out the kitchen!'
Tanis invites everyone to join his group.
Everyone joins except for Sturm.
Tanis says, 'Sturm! We have to run!'
Sturm says, 'Bah, I can take em all on!'
Raistlin says, 'You're not THAT twinked, n00b.'
Tanis says, 'Besides, there's a lady to protect.'
Sturm has joined the group.
Caramon says, 'Yeah, you never know when they're willing to give you some cyber s-'
Tika crushes Caramon with her skillet for 5 damage.
Goldmoon turns an icy glare upon Caramon.
Riverwind turns an icy glare upon Caramon.
Tanis turns an icy glare upon Caramon.
Sturm turns an icy glare upon Caramon.
Raistlin turns an icy glare upon Caramon.
Flint chuckles.
Tasslehoff cheers at Caramon.
Flint punches Tasslehoff for 2 damage.
a_Seeker_fanatic says, 'It's half-elves like you who have ruined your own lands, you'll not ruin mine!'
Tanis says, 'Come on! RUN!'
Raistlin shouts, 'TRAIN!'
Tasslehoff shouts, 'CHOO CHOO!'
Your faction standing with Corrupt Seeker Guards got worse!
Your faction standing with Dragon Highlords got worse!
Your faction standing with Tahkisis got worse!
Your faction standing with Paladine got better!
Your faction standing with Mishikal got better!
Flint says, 'Oh, like those factions are ever going to come in handy!'
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
an_old_man grins.

[Kagnar]

That is great! Being a DragonLance fan that was awesome

[rhaggerty]

Dragonlance on line would be an excellent idea. Better would be a live action movie... Sam Elliot as Sturm!!