Er, good luck on trying to do all of what you're advertising. I would recommend trying to tackle things on at a time, and even then you may find yourself over your head (heck, that feature list alone is over anyone's head).
If you can do some of the things you say, more power to you, but I think you're going to find EQ2's interface is not nearly as easy to fiddle with as you think.
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